One man one Kasten Bier (aus Butzkolonne)

im Aug. 2003

On the autobahn, there is always stau
In the planes the piloten are always blau
the trains are teuer and always kaputt
if youre walking, you get bubbles at your foot
With mountain - bikes your legs get schwächer
if you tramp, on the road are only verbrecher
you can do, what you want - it is always shit
weiße watt - dat mache ich nich mit.

I make holidays - so wie früher
Next summer - I stay here
I make holidays on the spielplatz
One man - one Kasten Bier

In the spanish hotel is an ameisenstreet
at the beach are always quallen at your feet
the food is dirty and makes you feel bad
A baustellenlärm is loud and makes you mad
A kegelclub is at the room next door
they are so stupid as you never met before
at the pool are only schwabbelbäuche there
and overhaupt - where you go are touristen everywhere

I make holidays - so wie früher
Next summer - I stay here
I make holidays on the spielplatz
One man - one Kasten Bier

the alpen are verbröckelt
the nordsee is verköttelt
in america are always hurricans
they wirbel around you and your friends
in the antarktis is the ozonhole
even scott said there his lebewohl
and in hawai there is bekanntlich no beer
weiße wat? - nich mit mir

I make holidays - so wie früher
Next summer - I stay here
I make holidays on the spielplatz
One man - one Kasten Bier